Construction Hobbyist Gifts

Construction safety.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'