Commerce King Gifts

P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Guess what? I won again.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

Like father like son.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

Music to their ears.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

First-Customer-Earned

"There's the remote!"

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

High end of the market...