Consultancy Kingpin Gifts

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"Don't just stand there, man - go shoot a few consultants!"

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"He's the big dog."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

Two porters carry a king