Collector Kingpin Pillows

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Lemonade Inc.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Too much club."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'