Kingpin Wannabe Pillows

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Whisk

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"