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"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Amy Winehouse

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"