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Bowling.

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'The Saxon King' pub

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Unicorn Joust

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Romulus (left) and Remus

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Frederic Chopin.

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

'Nice to have a door opener.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'You've had enough.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Ghost Porn

"Let's not go to bed angry."

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '