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August Doctor Visit

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Satya Nutella

George Michael

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Bloody hell!"

Bangers and Mash

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Motorherd

Kritik's Korner

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"1-1"

Canadian film production

Mantis Love

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

DUNVOTIN

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"