Kennel Kingpin T-Shirts

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Amy Winehouse

Various snacks and drinks

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Two porters carry a king

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'