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'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Various snacks and drinks

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Two porters carry a king

I need some help on how to fill my kennels. 'Let me give you a few pointers.'

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.