Sandbox Kingpin T-Shirts

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Attorney-at-play

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

Whisk

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'