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"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Attorney-at-play

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Amy Winehouse

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

Safety Pin

Whisk

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

George Orwell - the early years...

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"