Content Kingpin T-Shirts

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Safety Pin

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

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'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"This is my lawyer, my lawyer's lawyer and my lawyer's lawyer's lawyer!"

"That reminds me of a joke..."

"He's the big dog."

Two porters carry a king

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'