Cycling Kingpin Mugs

Two porters carry a king

Lemonade Inc.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Various snacks and drinks

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, doing your job of course!'

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Safety Pin

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Granted, you're the boss at home, Doris, but around here I'm the boss, I really am!'

Whisk

'Here lies one of THE GREAT contract negotiators...it says so in the fine print.'

"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

Bowling.

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'

"He's the big dog."

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'