Chimp Enthusiast Gifts

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Okay. Job hunting. Pure focus. No distractions.'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Monkey casino study.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Frederic Chopin.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Sport Darwinism

Inspired by Jane Goodall and Dian Fossey, Dave Kisselback opts to live among the chipmunks of Northern Wisconsin.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"The bird feeder is empty again."

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Little known evolutionary steps.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).