Chimp Lover Gifts

'You're right - he's trying to communicate.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Football/Soccer bubbles

Jack in the Box

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Snow globe

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Caution Dry Rot

Greek goddess

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Monkey casino study.

Arabian Nights.

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

Surprised cook.

'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Fairy Friday."

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'