Chimp Fans Gifts

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Dogs and Chickens

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Monkey casino study.

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Battery Chicken.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

A cleaner in a cinema

Saving for Winter.

'It's been raining steadily now for over half an hour and he's still out there on 'slicks'.'