Chimp Fans Mugs

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Dogs and Chickens

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

Monkey casino study.

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Battery Chicken.

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

A cleaner in a cinema

Sport Darwinism

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Well, it's the first time I've noticed him!"