Chimp Enthusiasts Mugs

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

Frederic Chopin.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Monkey casino study.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

Sport Darwinism

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.