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"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

(Camel paintings)

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Baroque Peacock

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

King Kongs first christmas

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Teddy and friends.

Prosecco Peacock

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Mohammad's motors

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"