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'Here comes that fly-by-night.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'I hear you're typing the complete wors of Shakespeare?'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Cosmetic pouches.

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'That's what we evolved from.'

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'He thinks this is funny.'

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."