Chameleon Fan T-Shirts

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Some of my best friends are black, green, mustard, lavender, orange, blue, and pink."

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"She's had work done on those."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'