Chameleon Fan Gifts

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Some of my best friends are black, green, mustard, lavender, orange, blue, and pink."

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"She's had work done on those."

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.