Chameleon Fans Gifts

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Like Minded

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"She's had work done on those."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."