Chameleon Fanatic Gifts

"Any particular colour, sir?"

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Football Chameleon

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"