Adventurous Chameleon Gifts

Call of the Wild Only

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Football Chameleon

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Farmer's Market.

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.