Chatty Chameleon Gifts

'First Responder.'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Communication

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Metropolitan Marines

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Who left the back door open?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'