Communication Chameleon Gifts

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Farmer's Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

The freelance executive.

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Football Chameleon

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."