Digital Chameleon Gifts

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Bird of Paradise as social media

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Farmer's Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

The freelance executive.

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.