Digital Chameleon T-Shirts

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Bird of Paradise as social media

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Farmer's Market.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

The freelance executive.

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'