Conference Chameleon T-Shirts

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'And in conclusion.'

Farmer's Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

The facilitator from hell.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

The freelance executive.

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."