Conference Chameleon T-Shirts

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'And in conclusion.'

Farmer's Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

The facilitator from hell.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

The freelance executive.

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'