Therapy Chameleon T-Shirts

A shrink.

Farmer's Market.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"It's my side hustle."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

Football Chameleon

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

"We're going to a fun party, so switch from your offline personality to your online personality."

"Any particular colour, sir?"

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

'First Responder.'

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

And this is Jim, one of our old hands - he's been here well before lunch!

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"