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'I don't think he's too happy with the identity we've given him, sarge!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Farmer's Market.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'