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Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'You're only supposed to change colour.'

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Go on, sweetie. You have 100% of half my attention."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"You can't hide from child support."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Hold the elevator!"

'Gosh, Gloria, we've been standing on this pink porch an hour, and you're still green! I've never met a chameleon like you before!'

'My chameleon has something wrong with it's leg.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

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Tourists

Football Chameleon

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

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Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'