Wildlife Chameleon T-Shirts

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Dye now, pay later!

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Who left the back door open?"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"You can't hide from child support."

Metropolitan Marines

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Damn! Again forgot the face recognition password."