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'First Responder.'

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Communication

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

Metropolitan Marines

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'