Chameleon Charmer T-Shirts

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Football Chameleon

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

You're the olive in my martini

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Farmer's Market.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"