Chameleon Charmer Prints

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Football Chameleon

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

You're the olive in my martini

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Metropolitan Marines