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"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"That's not a dressing room...it's a time machine!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Facial hair continental drift.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Yep you look like a twat, but a very cool twat'

"And this is what happens when the Equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"It's like I'm invisible."

Dye now, pay later!

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."