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Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Trying on boots

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.