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"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Farmer's Market.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

10 items or less

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"