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"Who's next?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'