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"Who's next?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"She can be outspoken."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'