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'I wish someone would finally make that Tucker Carlson shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I told you never to call me here."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"She can be outspoken."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'