Checkout Chameleon Gifts

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Farmer's Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

10 items or less

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"