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"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Farmer's Market.

John Woodvine

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"It's my side hustle."

Football Chameleon

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'First Responder.'

"We're going to a fun party, so switch from your offline personality to your online personality."

A shrink.

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."