Chameleon Of Faces T-Shirts

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Dye now, pay later!

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

"It's my side hustle."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.