Chameleon Spirit T-Shirts

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

Football Chameleon

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It's like I'm invisible."

Metropolitan Marines

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."