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'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"It's my side hustle."

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

Football Chameleon

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

Corporate Camouflage.

Call of the Wild Only

'Gosh, Gloria, we've been standing on this pink porch an hour, and you're still green! I've never met a chameleon like you before!'

'First Responder.'

"We're going to a fun party, so switch from your offline personality to your online personality."

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."