Commuter Chameleon Gifts

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Like Minded

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's my side hustle."

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the colors of his environment.'

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

Football Chameleon

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

Corporate Camouflage.

Call of the Wild Only

A shrink.

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

'First Responder.'