Chameleon Charmers Gifts

Football Chameleon

Football Chameleon

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

You're the olive in my martini

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Farmer's Market.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Like Minded

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Who left the back door open?"

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

Metropolitan Marines

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Dye now, pay later!