Chameleon Chaser Gifts

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Football Chameleon

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Letter writing lady.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Fox Hunters.

The British Society of Campanology...

Cupid

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"It's like I'm invisible."

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

Metropolitan Marines

"You can't hide from child support."

"Who left the back door open?"