Chameleon Chaser Mugs

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Football Chameleon

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Letter writing lady.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

Tango

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

Fox Hunters.

Cupid

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

"It's like I'm invisible."

The British Society of Campanology...

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"You can't hide from child support."

Metropolitan Marines

"Who left the back door open?"

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'